So every media outlet is creating an uproar over Ahmadinejad coming to address the U.N. Assembly on Tuesday, as well as being invited to speak at Columbia University on Monday. Dude even wanted to visit the Ground Zero site. Isn't that thoughtful? He was probably going to arrive with spray paint in hand to write "A-dogg was here. DEATH TO AMERICA!!!" on the scraps of concrete strewn all over the WTC grounds. You know, I'm actually looking forward to hearing what shit he'll spew to the U.N. Assembly. Will he see another divine halo of light around himself? Wait, I bet he'll levitate a few inches off the ground - that's a sign he is a man of God!! And do you have any idea how vocal and organized the Jewish students are at Columbia? No way this will go down quietly. I'm all for Mahmoud standing on a couple phonebooks behind the wooden podium on the steps of the Columbia College library, looking over a sea of yarmulkes, anticipating shoving his size 8 foot in his mouth. Let him face the music here. You're not in Qom anymore, Dorothy.
I don't live in Iran, so I may feel differently and more seriously toward this issue if I did, but at this point, I equate Ahmadinejad's erratic, unpredictable, laughable behavior with that of Britney Spears. Dude is either really smart or really stupid. Like Britney, he either has a long-term master plan to come back and take over the world. Or he's so delusional that upon every ridiculous step he takes, the 7 billion people around the world simultaneously slap their foreheads and say "jesus, not again." He is simply out of control. Just like we're begging Britney: Mahmoud, we know you're just dying for attention but we implore you, put down the pipe and try to actually LISTEN to the advisors around you before speaking in public.
Word of advice to prospective Columbia protesters: don't forget your tomatoes (or stones, which would be my personal choice). If I was in NYC, I'd definitely attend. Word of advice to Mahmoud: bring a few large bodyguards.
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