For some reason, I felt my audience would especially appreciate this:
A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne in Australia. After the plane was airborne, drinks orders were taken. The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than to let alcohol touch my lips."
The Aussie handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
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Are you dead? Just asking
if i was really dead you'd feel SO bad right now. i'm out of town dammit. will blog soon.
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